Glossary
Definitions for what various words really mean in Russian:
Adultery – fidelity, so long as my partner doesn’t do it. Agreement – useless America – money, money and mo’ money Business – crime Brutality – brutality Charity – me Capitalism – legalized thievery, as in America. Coffee and Cigarettes – drugs of choice Compassion – brutality Consumer Protection – caveat emptor Contract – kindling paper Crime – business, government Criminal – Russian citizen Devil – everybody else Ethics – what you can get away with. Fidelity – sleeping around but not getting caught. Fraud – all interpersonal relationships God – U.S. dollar Government – criminal enterprise Gun – bazooka Honesty – weakness, stupidity, you’re doomed. Hospitality –softening up the mark. Human being – me, but nobody else. Law – jungle rules Magic – it works. Marriage – business deal without scruples. Money – the only reason for living New Russian – thief, gangster, racketeer, pimp, embezzler, corrupt politician (redundancy in terms), forger, hood News – lies, prevarications, half-truths; same as in the U.S. Partner – thief Police – useless Politics – lies, just as in America. Promise – trick Peace – war Restaurant – money laundering operation Religion – latest popular trend Russia – insane asylum Russian female – ho Russian female child – ho in training Russian wife – over the ho-hill Truth – doesn’t exist. Urban Center – toxic waste dump Vodka – escape War – normal everyday affairs
Author's Definitions Feminazi – unnatural life form that believes females are superior to men in every way. Ho – a girl who uses her sexual attributes to get something of material value from a man, a.k.a. whore, slut, prostitute. Homo Sapiens Female – broad, chick, girl, dame, ho, snatch, nookie, slut, whore, prostitute, evil. Judge – arrogant to the max bureaucrat Metahomorph – dangerous Political Correctionalists - person who wants to imprison your thoughts, speech and actions unless, of course, you’ve already submitted to lefty totalitarianism. She-male – a girl who thinks she’s as tough as a man but as feminine as a dame, a.k.a. Feminazi. Woman – I’m not familiar with that term. |